uci orientation

so today woke up around 5ish to catch flight to orange county for uci orientation. it was pretty damn cold there. i was imaging sun bathing me im getting a tan and all that good stuff.. but noo. winds and stuff made a very nippy weather. first we had academic overview..which i kinda snoozed. it was boring. but hey i learned all i need to maintain is 2.0 gpa. GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME...i hope
divided into groups. did some ice breaker activiities. pretty fun i guess. wish i went to the three day orientation now.. anyway yeah just walked around campus and blah blah. i realized how seriously small a three man room is going to be. how am i goign to handle owais and philip SIGH. hahah jk so around then get to airport around 6ish to find out flight has been delyaed. so i end up waiting at airport for like...4 hours. flight got delayed from 6 all the way to 10. 4 hours of straight up boredness and gayness .
anyway im in the airport just waiting when i see these two...like no joke GAY men come. maybe they werent gay but my gay radar was going off the hook. so anyway here is a picture of one of them

no effing joke. this guy was wearing tighty whities and sagging. so i can see the skin of his..hip i guess and stuff and im like RAWRAWRWR and these two hella sit next nearish me and im like OMFGGG they are going to gay bang me. i see them giggling and shit holidng fliritng. dude no kid or anybody should have to see gayness like that. they were also on my flight like 1 row behind me. dude i was tramuatized by gayness.
oh yeah my ipod kinda got scratched. that made me sad. anyway thats all for now kiddos